we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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