this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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