Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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