no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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