were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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