with your own penis?
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
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You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
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He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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