my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
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they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
She tied me up with her honor cords...
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
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The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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