I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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