The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
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you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
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My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
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