did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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