How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
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relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
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yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?