i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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