We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
You're completely useless in the revolution.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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