good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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