I just cut my nipple shaving
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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