I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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