Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
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watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
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I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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