Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
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is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
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And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
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