Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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