doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
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He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
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What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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