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I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.

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(630): I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something. http://tfl.nu/fnx9

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I just threw up on my dentist

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(603): I just threw up on my dentist http://tfl.nu/4tee

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Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner

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(607): Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner http://tfl.nu/msbx

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the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.

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(610): the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing. http://tfl.nu/gyso

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You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.

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(708): You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie. http://tfl.nu/ufjq

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rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them

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(219): rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them http://tfl.nu/zf3d

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i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.

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(309): i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex. http://tfl.nu/maqt

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found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.

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(570): found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory. http://tfl.nu/fqts

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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.

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(340): I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen. http://tfl.nu/cees

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Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.

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(201): Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that. http://tfl.nu/wq84

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is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro

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yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.

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how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?

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(708): is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro (773): yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house. (708): how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience? http://tfl.nu/hgr9

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There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other

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(244): There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other http://tfl.nu/rd7y

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He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking

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(769): He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking http://tfl.nu/ylhe

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"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..

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(802): "I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked.. http://tfl.nu/jof4

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I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.

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THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER

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(660): I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before. (1-660): THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER http://tfl.nu/zmd9

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