Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
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I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
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Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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