i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
