Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(585): View more from New York

This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.

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(312): View more from Illinois

if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.

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(706): View more from Georgia

I'm on page 4.

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Im on beer infinity

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(314): View more from Missouri

Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college

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(302): View more from Delaware

I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids

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(513): View more from Ohio

They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding

(1-513): View more from Ohio

Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that

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(512): View more from Texas

Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.

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(858): View more from California

How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?

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