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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?

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  No?

  (586): View more from Michigan

  Well my cheeks are red now

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.

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• (619): View more from California

  i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk

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• (954): View more from Florida

  She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...

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