if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
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I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
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Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Go christen that room with your naked body.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage