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I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again

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(810): I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again http://tfl.nu/f45r

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(843): View more from South Carolina

lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.

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Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.

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(843): lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff. (404): Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks. http://tfl.nu/3kb3

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(231): View more from Michigan

So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again

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(231): So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again http://tfl.nu/75wq

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(301): View more from Maryland

Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.

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(301): Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet. http://tfl.nu/iw4x

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(616): View more from Michigan

If i could tip my vagina, i would.

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(616): If i could tip my vagina, i would. http://tfl.nu/vria

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(678): View more from Georgia

I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.

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(678): I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI. http://tfl.nu/868g

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(518): View more from New York

In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.

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(518): In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it. http://tfl.nu/q114

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(817): View more from Texas

Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.

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(817): Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea. http://tfl.nu/vfyw

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(216): View more from Ohio

I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?

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(216): I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america? http://tfl.nu/75bl

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(512): View more from Texas

her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"

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you motherfucker

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(512): her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening" (1-512): you motherfucker http://tfl.nu/runr

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?

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(814): Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke? http://tfl.nu/jbqp

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(252): View more from North Carolina

Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.

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(252): Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment. http://tfl.nu/wwwj

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(504): View more from Louisiana

lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult

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(504): lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult http://tfl.nu/w1mp

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(518): View more from New York

Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.

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Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.

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(518): Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit. (1-518): Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger. http://tfl.nu/7ysx

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"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"

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(480): "The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!" http://tfl.nu/bdi6

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