we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.