It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Less talking, more tequila
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
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She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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