Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
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I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
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I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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