when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
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