i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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