guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
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