dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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