I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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