I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
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I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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