Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
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it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
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I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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