Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
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Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
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Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize