you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
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He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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