Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
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A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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