did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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