Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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