Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
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Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
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Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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