so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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