this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
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I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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