wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
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Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
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I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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