Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
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It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
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bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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