we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
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