He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I need water and some morals
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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