i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
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we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
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You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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