She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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