Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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