id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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