The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
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Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
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Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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