spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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