i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
No subtext here. People are naked.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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