True but thats because hes a fetus.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
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No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
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the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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