i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
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I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
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I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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